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O! You too great, heavily produced executive keynote! Will we ever see your like again? Tiernan Ray for ZDNet

We knew it was coming, and now it's suddenly staring us in the face: the Consumer Electronics Show, one of the most exhausting trade shows in the world, will be all-virtual when it kicks off January 11th. 

The Consumer Electronics Association, the corporation that puts together the annual gadget-fest, sent over the transom today the details of the event, including a link to a video tour of the virtual venue[1].

No more crowds, no more running frantically through hotel lobbies because events are frustratingly scheduled back-to-back. No more long lines to hear someone badly recite the text of a press release about the latest connected washing machine, with a possible appearance by a B-list celebrity. No more scavenger hunt for a bathroom. No more sitting in an over-flow room because the news everyone already knew about in the main hall was nevertheless filled to capacity, making you wonder why you bothered.

What is this feeling I feel? Suddenly, I am experiencing a note of sadness. I'm not sure I like the idea of CES without the chaos.

For over a decade, I trekked to Las Vegas to put up with the brutal week-long ritual. (I would have gotten my ten-year wristband at the show back in 2019, but I had missed a couple years back in the day, and when that happens, they re-set your count.) 

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O! You airless hall of working journalists! Shall we ever sit packed again between your walls?

I remember Bill Gates playing Guitar Hero on stage. I remember Tom Hanks subtly mocking CEA president Gary Shapiro. I remember Shapiro's gushing introductions.

Every year, I made an effort, and it felt like

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